Shree Ram (brokendiamond) wrote in x_beauty_x,
Shree Ram

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.:*name// Mosum T.
*:.age/birthday// 15; 12.18.88
.:*location// Michigan
* Maybe later. [F]
.:*nationality// Indian

Do you..

.:*drink// Negative
*:.smoke// Negative
.:*do drugs// I glo-stick Rave, but I don't do drugs directly


.:*coffee or hot chocolate// coffee, please
*:.pants or skirts// pants.
.:*t-shirt or tank-top// t-shirts [blouses are nicer]
*:.sweater or sweatshirt// sweatshirts

What are your views on...

.:*gay marriage// Pro, very pro.
*:.abortion// If a woman wishes to do what she wants, then SHE WILL DO AS SHE WANTS. Because woman power > man juice. ^_^
.:*war// very pro-war. "War against terrorism" is an oxymoron.

Tell me//About..

.:*life// This dimension is extraordinary.. I am rather anxious to see what will happen after this life, but this life is quite convenient to experience everything good and bad.
*:.relationships// A relationship is something that can help you ground yourself to the ground, and help you really, really live.
.:*a joke//A good lawyer can make a three hours speech saying nothing more than that his colleague is a son of a bitch and all that without ever saying the word, because said colleague could sue him if he did. Of course then that colleague will make an even longer speech explaining that the first lawyer is a bloody bastard, again without saying the actual word. Then the court will take a short brake so the judge and jury won't starve while listening to pointless insulting speeches and after that they'll continue the trial by introducing yet another lawyer who will make another three hours speech calling all other lawyers present idiots. The attempt to silence the resulting uproar will take the rest of the day and thus hearing the witnesses will be postponed to the next day.
*:.a funny story// A little boy went to his dad and asked, "What is politics?"

The Dad thought for a while, and then said, "Well son, let me try to explain it like this. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so you could call me Capitalism. Now think about your mum - she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. Now your mum and I, we're here to take care of your needs, so we'll consider you to be the people. Nanny works very hard, so we'll call her the Working Class. And lastly, your baby brother - let's call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense!"

So the little boy went off to bed and spent all evening thinking about what his dad had told him.

Later that night, the boy heard his baby brother crying, so he got up to check on him. He found that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy went into his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he went instead to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looked through the keyhole and to his surprise saw his father in bed with the nanny. He gave up trying to wake anyone and went back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy said to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father replied, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy said, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."

"'Captured moments of life'"

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